Thursday, April 4, 2013

BREAKING NEWS

THIS JUST IN : 28 females and 9 males in unknown locations across Europe claim to be repeatedly effected by a new music genre doing the rounds - Kwaicore. The victims claim to suffer severe uncontrollable EARGASM'S as soon as a song is played and there's absolutely no way of stopping it. It is said to last up to 2 and a half hours in some cases.
We will be sure to bring you any news on the matter as soon as possible.

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